This page is full of my favourite movie quotes from my favourite movies. They're the lines that most made me laugh, cry, or that are just cool! Also, some rather yummy pictures of some rather gorgeous men. Except Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas - he's not gorgeous, just groovy really. Anyway, enjoy.
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Queen of the Damned
[the camera pans around a graveyard toward a tomb. voice over] There comes a time for every vampire when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily unbearable. Living in the shadows, feeding in the darkness with only your own company to keep rots into a solitary, hollow existance. Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realise you're going to spend it alone. So I went to sleep, hoping that the sounds of the passing eras would fade out and a kind of death might happen. But as I lay there, the world didn't sound like the place I'd left, but something different. Better. It became worthwhile to rise again as new gods were born and worshipped. Night and day they were never alone. I would become one of them. [Lestat rises and begins to feed] Whether it was that first meal or the hundred years of rest I'm not sure, but suddenly I was feeling better than ever. My senses so high, they led me straight to the object of my ressurection. Playing in my old house. Marius: She is your mother, my mother. Akasha, the queen of all who are damned. And he is her king.Akasha and Enkil nearly drank this earth dry when they ruled over Egypt. They drank until Enkil lost his will to drink. Without her mate beside her she also lost hers, they became living statues. She has no respect for anything except for the taste of blood, human and immortal alike. Jesse: Thanks. Lestat: For what? Jesse: You saved me. Lestat: How presumptuous.
The Three Muskateers
(the three musketeers and D'Artagnan are escaping from the Cardinal's men in his own coach) Porthos: Champagne? Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos. Porthos: You're right - something red.
Porthos: How's your head D'Artagnan? D'Artagnan: I'm beginning to wish the Cardinal *had* chopped it off. Will you stop whistling please? Porthos: I'm not whistling. D'Artagnan: Well somebody's whistling. Porthos: Barmaid's kiss left him dizzy. Aramis: I hear it too. Sounds like a Athos: Cannon ball! Porthos: Oh I *hate* cannon balls.
Porthos: [a really drunk Porthos sees Athos] Ooh. May I have this dance?
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Psycho
Norman Bates: Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today. Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother.
Norman Bates: Please, mother. Norman Bates' Mother: No! I will not hide in the fruit cellar! Ha! You think I'm fruity, huh? I'm staying right here. This is my room and noone will drag me out of it, least of all my big, bold son! Norman Bates: They'll come now, mother! He came after the girl and now someone will come after him. Please mother, it's just for a few days, just for a few days so they won't find you! Norman Bates' Mother: 'Just for a few days'? In that dark, dank fruit cellar? No! You hid me there once boy, and you'll not do it again, not ever again, now get out! I told you to get out, boy. Norman Bates: I'll carry you, mother. Norman Bates' Mother: Norman! What do you think you're doing? Don't you touch me, don't! NORMAN! Put me down, put me down, I can walk on my own...
The Man in the Iron Mask
[Athos and Aramis hear Porthos scream] Athos: What happened? Porthos: Kidney stones. It hurts when I piss. It hurts when I shit. I'm just a fat old fart with nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to hang myself, as soon as I'm sober.
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King Arthur Lancelot: Well, if this woman of Gawain's is as beautiful as he claims, I expect to be spending a lot of time at Gawain's house. His wife will welcome the company. Gawain: I see. And what will I be doing? Lancelot: Wondering at your good fortune that all your children look like me. Gawain: Is that before or after I hit you with my axe? Batman and Robin Robin: I want a car, chicks dig the car. Batman: This is why Superman works alone.
Troy
Agamemnon: I have two wishes. If you grant them, no more of your people need die. First, you must give Helen back to my brother. Second, Troy must submit to my command and fight for me whenever I call. Hector: You want me to look on your army and tremble. Well I see them. I see 50, 000 men brought here to fight for one man's greed. Agamemnon: Careful boy, my mercy has limits. Hector: And I've seen the limits of your mercy and I tell you now, no son of Troy will ever submit to a foreign ruler. Agamemnon: Then every son of Troy shall die.
Hector: I've killed men and I've heard them dying and I've watched them dying and there's nothing glorious about it, nothing poetic. You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!
Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane: (on seeing a spider) Kill it! No, no! Stun it!
Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman. Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself. Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman. Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here. Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless. Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know. Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true. Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you. Ichabod Crane: I... saw him. [faints]
Gladiator
Commodus: Rise, rise. [Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand] Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name. Maximus: My name is Gladiator. [turns away from Commodus] Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name. Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. [Commodus trembles in disbelief]
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The Wedding Planner Steve: Do you ever think about that night at the park? Mary: What? Steve: I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, but I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had.
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Narrator: 'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun. James and the Giant Peach Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe... Centipede: Say it in English! Grasshopper: YOU, sir, are an ASS!
Centipede: Hey, Glowworm, how 'bout some light? Glowworm: I can't hear you. I'll have to put my light on.
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